Self Evolution Worst Local Band Ever?
July 21st, 2010
SELF EVOLUTION REVIEW
Linda Napikeski
Self Evolution? Worst Local Band Ever? Yes, I was there … ‘Self Indulgent’ Crap!
Gawd what a feeling of entitlement – yes, yes it’s going to be this group that changes the world – emptying bars since …200?
it seems there is no end to the die hard try very hard revolution as in’Self Evolution.’
How long have these guys been around and who the hell scheduled them?
Grown Men who clearly have 3 clean shirts, a three chord repertoire, one pair of sneakers and NO fiances.
Here they are going jumping around like they really believe people are concentrating – with rehearsed synchronized deouche-bagery.
A stiff drink might reduce the pain – I order my common Cesar now a triple and count backwards from ten. People shuffle unpleasantly.
the crooner stretches to reach a note that African camels sometimes make, shaking and slithering around the mic like autistic kid.
Yes, monotone had a new color today and it is black with envy. The band smiles with’Self Satisfaction’ – in an exceedingly’Self Masterbative’ way.
the remainder of the group potentially spends alot of time in the mirror and little actually practicing anything aside from hip + step movements.
The classic middle aged ( and ) mohawk glistens off one of the guitar players heads – cutting through the monotony and reminding you
he is not 38 – and his time is still coming. A bald neo-nazi washout from the bass concentration camps survives yet another potential train wreck.
The drummer drums on a song that should haven’t ever been written. Something about 15 mins of celebrity – who gave them that long? Release the hounds!
A lonesome girl sways stage front with a similar ungainly shimmy. I ‘m a lady and there’s nothing tantalizing, sexy, or engaging here.
She must be’hearing with her heart.’ that’s so sweet. Maybe she seen one of the You Tubes of an empty bar and wished to fill that forsaken space?
naturally I only looked online after my soul was stained by the toughened reality – that these people essentially take themselves seriously.
Why would you put You Tube Material if you fully suck – would you want to hide everything till you get a pay cheque?
Yup, in the digital world you get blitzed by message after message to’come check us out, we are up and coming, massive things are happening!’
you end up in some scummy bar smothered in a feeling of’Self Mutilation’ – do they not hear themselves? Might be better to delete the next 1000 messages
from these fellows – unless naturally the final show involves nooses and Russian roulette solos for each member and fan for that matter.
Ever since I was a cheerleader for a major football team I have dealt with over enthusiastic’Self Satisfied’ quaterbacks, coaches, sportscasters you say it.
Ive reviewed lots of real bands and to hear the band banter about their future brings tears of laughter and discomfort for all of the real gifted artists in the world.
May they never hear your cry … Ugh scream – whatever you call it.
Dear’ Self Evolution‘ ; while you are out changing the world could you take an image of paint drying – that way when I’m absent you’ll know what i would rather be watching.
Why don’t you practice Playstation games or something with some promise? Where is the bartender is playing the slots too? Snap! This better be a free show for everybody else.
Linda Napikeski
10/10 suck stars
9/10 puke points
Linda Napikoski.
